Stan is going on holiday to Italy with his (fifth) best friend Felix and a load of strangers. He is absolutely terrified! His mum's given him an emergency list that includes how to survive a shark attack and what to do if he gets kidnapped. Soon it turns out Italy is full of dangers and things that can go wrong. Stan's not going to come back the same boy he left. He just hope he comes back at all. 10+ 'Adrian Mole' for the new generation!